Let's lighten this thread up a bit with a joke a Christian friend sent me.
"An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."*
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The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"*
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"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.*
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"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"*
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The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." *
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know sh!t?"*
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And then she went back to reading her book.”
Please feel free to throw back some theist jokes.
