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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« on: July 26, 2011, 07:22:17 AM »
@ fishy_fiz

Why what's went missing this time (I haven't noticed any of your posts disappearing) and apart from the site running a lot smoother since the "big fix" I haven't lost a single post in the past few days myself... :)
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2011, 10:47:59 AM »
Boo... Hiss... Fascists... :furious:

I used to be a glazier and I fixed broken ******* all the time, sometimes the ******* were broken by accident other times the ******* where broken by hooligans... :(

But I loved me job repairing broken ******* and now here I am not even allowed to mention the fact that I used to earn a living repairing *******... :(

What next... wont we be able say... ******** or ***** or **** ***** ****** even... :(

it's just lucky for me that us Scots pronounce ******* as windays at least I can say that... :)

PS: That means I can tell any more stories about peeking through auld Mrs Johnstones ******* from across the road... :(
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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2011, 10:56:25 AM »
Hmm... just wondering... windoze...

Whoo hooo... you can at least call it by it's proper name if your talking about the PC thing called Windoze... :D

Windoze

Windoze

Windoze
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 11:47:25 AM »
Quote from: Kesa;651713
So i'm guessing another prank by Pyro?


Maybe not... maybe Billy Boy Grates has bought all rights to the word ******* and now no-one can say it any longer... :eek:

That means if you were to say some like "I was looking out my ******* the other day"...

you'd have to say instead...

"I was looking out my molten quartz sand & a few additives the other day"

Could open up a whole new way of speaking this could... :)
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2011, 02:28:49 PM »
Here's a wee PDF I wrote a while back informing you of all you need to know about *******... :)


 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2011, 03:31:42 PM »
Quote from: fishy_fiz;651745
Seriously, that's ****ed up. Cant type WlNDOWS, but people are free to,and do, much to my disdain talk about the bigger evil that is Apple. WlNDOWS/MS were never nearly as much a dictatorship/monopoly (commercial success !=dictatorship/monopoly) as Apple yet Apple garbage makes the front page. Tall poppy strikes its ugly head I guess.


Yeah but everytime something CRApple make the front page all you have to do is jump in and slag it off and rip the P out of it which it deserves... :)

*********'s ******* is the worst OS ever, followed by CRApples OSX and then Linux... :)

Course the best OS ever was Workbench but the world is full of muppets who never knew this... :)

You can always give them their proper names though if you really wanna mention them ie: MickySoft & Windoze... :)

PS: See it's already made the Moo
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2011, 03:50:12 PM »
Quote from: Duce;651748
the word ******* is filtered?

C'mon, what a joke.  No, seriously.  If it was someones idea of being "cute", it's stupid and unprofessional.  Look at A.org's users browser tags, and I bet 90% of them are "*******".

Silly, just plain silly. Time to check out this amigaworld.net site out, I guess.


:eek: You really don't wanna go there, all they talk about is OS4 and weird stuff like how to deflect comets that are heading towards the earth... :crazy:

Oh... and there the most humourless and self opinionated gits on the entire web... :)

PS: It smells funny too over their... ;)
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2011, 05:09:30 PM »
Quote from: TheMagicM;651767
LMAO...

testing....************


EDIT: LMAO!!!!!!


I like this... :)

It's like a kinda guessing/ word puzzle game where you have to figure out what the last poster said... :)

Ok here goes...

**** sake I was about to say **** **** for a laugh but instead I'll Just say **** ******* *** **** is this, I mean is it really this ******* ***** or is it more like **** and  ******** with a wee bit of ******* thrown in... :D

PS: In case you work that out then I can only say ********.... :)
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2011, 09:20:32 PM »
Testing, Testing 1 2 3... Windows, Windows... Windows

Oh well that's this thread ruined... :)
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2011, 10:52:48 PM »
Quote from: kickstart;651807
@fishy_fiz

Sorry your thread is hijacking by franko, another day more.

@all

Why OS X mac or macintosh aren filtered?


And I'm sorry to see your emergency Sense Of Humour Transplant was a dismal failure... :)

PS: You do realise you made this post AFTER the joke was all over don't you, not the quickest to catch on eh... eh... ;)
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2011, 11:40:48 PM »
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@franko

Maybe the first 1000 posts from you can be jokes, the other posts just are the same ****, you should be banned months ago.


Maybe... but there are still 1000's more to come... ;)

I was banned months ago (for three ruddy hours) so whatcha grumblin about... :lol:


@ Kesa

He's got a pointy what !!!
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 12:43:16 AM »
Quote from: Transition;651829
Franko will stop joking after 1,000,000 posts.


Awe... that means sometime in August 2014 I will stop gibbering keech... :(

Ach well, the world ends in 2012 anywhoo so unless me fellow beings who dropped me off on this planet don't come back to take me home (they said they were only nipping over to mars just to take a look around and they'd be back in five minutes, that was a year ago now :() I'll just have to stay here on this crazy wee rock and have a front row seat when we all go together... (got a front row seat booked right beside the ocean)... :)
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 06:06:06 PM »
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is wankjugs blocked ?


Nope... you're obviously still here... :D
 

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Re: What the smeg is going on with this site ?
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 11:35:43 PM »
Quote from: motrucker;651933
Been happening to me too. I guess some one didn't like my new photo......
just to mention one.


I'd noticed that too... :(

I thought it had been just moved to the "Sock Drawer" but it seems it was just too ugly even for there, guess they burned it instead... ;)