Amiga joysticks

[Franko]

Sigh... that's the trouble with women once they've got that wedding ring on and they let you settle in safely for a few years then old joystick barely gets a look in...

I found the best place for my missus was that handy hole that someone dug mysteriously one night at the bottom of me garden, and wee fat Janice the cleaning lady is quite happy to keep my joystick shiny and in good working order...

[Franko]

I'm worried that my dog might keep trying to dig her up again.

Hmm... that could be a problem...

Guess you'll just have to wait until two holes mysteriously appear and hope that one of em's dog shaped...

Failing that get your stuff you buy sent to one of the rigs you work on, that way the missus will never know...