Why are girls so annoying?

[Franko]

Sigh... you've obviously got a lot to learn about the fairer sex young Kesa...

There is no point in ever trying to fathom the "logic" of a woman, best just to nod and smile and say "oh I agree dear"...

Cos the minute you upset them by saying something perfectly logical that doesn't involve handbags, shoes, clothes or hairdo's then you'll be wishing you gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson instead...

[Franko]

Is that why you are always wearing a crash helmet? :roflmao:

Nah... that's just to cover his bald patch from too many years of tearing his hair out trying to moderate this crazy place...

[Franko]

Get married and you'll have the same sex everytime.

:roflmao:

Oh yeah...

First Year of Marriage - sex non stop and at every opportunity you get... :banana:

Second Year - Sex 3 or four times a week...

Third Year - Sex maybe 3 or 4 times a month...

Fourth Year - Sex maybe once every 2 months...

Fifth Year and beyond - Sex only on Birthdays, Christmas and the odd special occasion... :confused:

I've had more sex in the past 6 years than I had in the entire last 8 of my 13 year marriage...

Stay single Kesa, cos after 5 years of marriage you'll be skint, under the thumb and working yourself into an early grave...

[Franko]

Hear ladies, hear!

Ahem...