Ra wie ah seez it is, ah cannea reully cumplain aboot sumbodie whoz natuve langwidge isnae Englush cos minze isnae eerur...
Awe ah kin say is ut least ris gezzer has learnied a wee bit aboot how tae reed n write in Englush, an rats mer ran a lazy sod like me hus dun...
So gee ra guy a brek fur gawds sake, efter awe how many lanwidges kin you speak...
PS:Im still none the wiser what he's on about...
