This one happened several years ago when The Lord Of the Rings extended version box set first came out. My brother in law had just bought the set that day and we were going to watch it later that night. While in the local Morrisons supermarket me and my sister were buying some messages and stocking up on goodies to watch the movie that night.
I said to the sister some Pop Corn would go down well with the movie later on, so we headed towards the shelves where they usually keep the pop corn but alas the shelves were empty. I said to my sister never mind, she said "hang on I'll ask someone to see if they have any in stock in the back". She called over a young guy who was filling the shelves and and asked "excuse me young man, I can't seem to find any Cop Porn on the shelves could you go through the back and see if you can find any"... :lol:
The young guy with a straight face replied "sorry madam we don't sell such a thing in here" my sister replied "but I have bought Cop Porn here before if you can't find it on the shelves it's usually still in the back of the shop", it was at this point I couldn't contain my laughter any longer and explained to the guy what she was really looking for. As we both stood their laughing and explaining to my sister just what she had said, her face turned a very deep shade of red and it was nearly three months before she ever ventured into the local Morrisions again...
