Here's a start... 
@ adz
Cheers for that, giving up for now my jaws too sore with the laughing and I just spat coffee (once again) all over my keyboard, gonna save the rest for a later date and make sure I'm not drinking anything at the time... :lol:
I reckon the 'Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.' thread would be a bit inappropriate for the forum today with it being PG & family friendly...
