I guess you have to be a weebl fan to have understood where I was going with the xmas reference 
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/testy/adventcalendar.html - see day 2
Ahh gotcha now..
That was a nice bath I just had, thought I'd pass on some handy tips for bathtimes...
Handy energy saving tips for bathtime...
When it time for your annual bath here are few canny tips to help save on those energy bills...
(Please note you need an old cast iron bath of the type with 4 legs for this to work, don't try this with a plastic or fiberglass bath)
Step 1: Gather all your dirty laundry together and any dirty dishes & crockery you may have...
Step 2: Go out into the woods at the back of your house and gather up a nice sackfull of squirrels...
Step 3: Fill the bath with the desired amount of water to comfortably submerge yourself in...
Step 4: Rub two squirrels vigorously together until one or both ignite...
Step 5: Place them directly under the bath until the water reaches the required temperature...
(you may have throw on a couple of extra squirrels at this point)
Step 6: Strip of and enter the bath giving yourself a good scrub all over, taking care to wash of all the crusty bits...
Step 7: After about 10 minutes exit the bath and dry thoroughly (remember to do behind your ears)...
Step 8: Now throw all your dirty laundry into the bath and stir gently until clean...
Step 9: Remove the laundry and wring out all the water until items are no longer saturated...
Step 10: Now place all your dirty pots & pans & crockery in the bath and clean thoroughly...
And there you have it everything all nice & clean with an approximate energy saving of around 98p on your energy bills.
Any left over or squirrels that are not too burnt can also be used to make a nice curry or freeze them for later use...
(IMPORTANT NOTE: Remember to carry out the above instructions in the correct order, or you could end up with bit's of food in places that are hard to remove them from. If this happens seek medical advice immediately...)
