I'm good,
My 2000 is sitting on its side (towerized!) on my desk, all of its components run fine, except the harddisk has trouble syncing at boot (have to soft reset it at just the right time to get it to boot up).
My 500 is awaiting a couple bits I've getting for it on e-bay.
My PC remains the abnormally stable WindowsXp box (I work far too hard mantaining it though).
Older *nix toy is fine, but not doing much right now.