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Re: Commodore 64 on eBay
« on: August 06, 2004, 06:43:30 PM »
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x56h34 wrote:
10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ELBOX EFLASHER SOFTWARE"
20 INPUT "PLEASE SELECT YOUR ZORRO BUS TYPE (2 OR 3)",A
30 IF A=2 GOTO 60
40 IF A=3 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE FASTEST FLASH-TYPE DEVICE FOR AMIGA! THE SOFTWARE IS NOW READY FOR USE."
50 END
60 PRINT "YOUR BUS TYPE IS NOT FAST ENOUGH. PLEASE E-MAIL TJAOZ@ELBOX.COM FOR FURTHER BASHING OF YOUR PISS POOR ZORRO SPEEDS."
70 END


Wait!  You forgot a few things...!  Let me correct your code:

10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ELBOX EFLASHER SOFTWARE/DRIVER UPDATE"
20 INPUT "PLEASE SELECT YOUR ZORRO BUS TYPE, (2 OR 3) OR USB PCI CARD (4=ELBOX 5=GENERIC PCI USB CARD)",A
30 IF A=2 GOTO 60
40 IF A=3 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE FASTEST FLASH-TYPE DEVICE FOR AMIGA!  THE SOFTWARE IS NOW READY FOR USE!"
50 IF A=4 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE BEST (ONLY) PCI USB SOLUTION FOR THE AMIGA!  YOUR DRIVERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED!"
55 IF A=5 PRINT "U R SOFTWARE PIRAT3!  NOW DELETING RANDOM FILES OFF OF YOUR HARD DRIVE - REMEMBER, IT'S OUR RIGHT TO!" del c: #?
56 END
60 PRINT "YOUR BUS TYPE IS NOT FAST ENOUGH. PLEASE E-MAIL TJAOZ@ELBOX.COM FOR FURTHER BASHING OF YOUR PISS POOR ZORRO SPEEDS."
70 END



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Re: Commodore 64 on eBay
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2004, 04:03:20 AM »
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Ilwrath wrote:
C'mon b00tdisk - at least use the right delete command.  (Actually scratch, back on the C64)

10 PRINT "WELCOME TO ELBOX EFLASHER SOFTWARE/DRIVER UPDATE"
20 INPUT "PLEASE SELECT YOUR ZORRO BUS TYPE, (2 OR 3) OR USB PCI CARD (4=ELBOX 5=GENERIC PCI USB CARD)",A
30 IF A=2 GOTO 60
40 IF A=3 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE FASTEST FLASH-TYPE DEVICE FOR AMIGA! THE SOFTWARE IS NOW READY FOR USE!"
50 IF A=4 PRINT "THANKS FOR BUYING THE BEST (ONLY) PCI USB SOLUTION FOR THE AMIGA! YOUR DRIVERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED!"
55 IF A=5 PRINT "U R SOFTWARE PIRAT3! NOW DELETING RANDOM FILES OFF OF YOUR HARD DRIVE - REMEMBER, IT'S OUR RIGHT TO!" :OPEN 15,8,15,"S0:*":CLOSE 15
56 END
60 PRINT "YOUR BUS TYPE IS NOT FAST ENOUGH. PLEASE E-MAIL TJAOZ@ELBOX.COM FOR FURTHER BASHING OF YOUR PISS POOR ZORRO SPEEDS."
70 END

Hey, this is kind of fun.  ;-)


Dude it has been YEARS...but thanks for the reminder ;-)
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Re: Commodore 64 on eBay
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2004, 02:16:07 PM »
To quote my wife:

"You can't hide those puppies - I can see their noses sticking out!"
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Re: Commodore 64 on eBay
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2004, 05:34:09 PM »
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Saggy sunburnt breasts aren't going to make me buy that C64...


Did you go to the link on bizzaro-eBay.com?  'Cause I saw some tanned natural boobies.  Nothing about saggy or sunburnt.
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