Jurasic Camper: you can talk here too.. It's not illegal or something

IMHO Basic problem is that Eyetech (or reseller) sold untested
prototype level goods to end users without enough warnings at the
time and didn't offer reasonalble board-switch policy for making them
fixed. They should never assume normal user to do hardware work on
board ..
And, technically, taking Rom out of socked and putting new one in
ain't the hardest thing in the world, BUT if user can't do it (and
instructions are bad).. They (Eyetech) should offer reasonable
alternative.
Ah well. at least This user should be given some compensation. I can't
tell what would be reasonable in the end.. but apparently that system
was never (fully) working. But OTOH he should have send this broken
hardware back much sooner.. Waiting over 1/2 year maked thigs
complicated..
My advice to original poster. Contact local Better Business Bureau ...
If you are on EU.. there are good chances thigs sot our that way.