I've seen small children behave better than that!
Mind you, I was in need of some comic relief. Your latest outburst has me grinning from ear to ear.
Harald, just a suggestion, but I think you might earn more money if you joined the entertainment industry. All you need is a brightly coloured, spotted outfit, some grease paint, a red nose and a big wig and you will then look as you act.
As for me, I'm going off to buy a copy of Umilator......