This has to be a joke?

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mel_zoom wrote:
How can such a large proportion of people in a first world country with free access to education be so ignorant of something so obvious?

You do notice the large amount of chavs don't you? :-P

Part of that page says 16-24 year olds.  If that applies to the main question aswell then that's the reason right there.  If they included adults of 30 or over then the result would be drastically different.

Not surprising to me at all.  Most of them are too busy with their trendy mobile phones speaking to Chantelle or Wayne about their new Ford Escort/fake orange tan/new bird they're shagging.

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Doobrey wrote:
Tesco's ?

:lol:

But most chavs I've seen shop in Asda :-P

@Karlos
I thought of that after posting.  Shame that Wayne is a chav name now.  Along with Darren.

I know a Wayne that lives round here and he's got a chav haircut but that's it.  He's a pure classic Dundonian :-D

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Well, we don't have an Aldi (well, I haven't seen one here anyways), we have a few Lidls but Tesco is always nearby and Kwiksave's have declined here.  Same with Iceland.  We do have a few Farmfoods though.

You should see the chav Asda we have in the Kirkton area here.  You can't move for the buggers.  I'm sure Kirkton is the local sex spot for chavs.  And because it's filled with chavs no-one else wants to live there.

Everything is cheap in Asdas aswell.  About the same price as Lidls but with a bigger selection.  And Asda sell baby stuff, Lidls don't ;-)

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Doobrey wrote:
Ooh, do they stock the new Burberry Pampers range ? ;-)

:lol:

Now that that's been said you'd better make sure you get commission when they do start selling them.

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What the fk is wrong with these people?

A bright orange thing with limbs gives birth to them in the back of a Ford Escort?

Probably not the one it was concieved in though, there'll've been far too many inbetween :-P

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I type like I speak :-P

I don't say "there will have", "there'll've" is much sorter to speak and type.

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motorollin wrote:
I know, I was just pulling your leg :-) If I wrote how I speak then all of my posts would look very different...

You should be thankful I don't type here like I txt :-P

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A4000_Mad wrote:
"Sal wat fsn butt ug mart red f eden lord ring 2t mouse pol nfl 2k3 antz ww racing endgam"

red f - Red Faction
Lord Ring 2t - Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
nfl 2k3 - NFL 2003
antz - erm... Antz

No idea about the rest though.

My txting isn't as bad as that, I atleast use commas, periods, dashes etc.

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CannonFodder wrote:

Learn to spell then use predictive text man! ;-)

Predictive text is always on on my phone, but it takes too long to come up with what I'm wanting to type so I very rarely use it.

It's got to wait about 2 seconds after each letter is typed before it suggests the wrong word :-P

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Motorola V220.

Only had a Phillips, Nokia and now a Motorola phone in 8 years.  This is the only one that I can't switch off predictive text.