Groaner's Corner [was:EMINEM]

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:roflmao:

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A blonde phones 999 to report a fire in her house.

"How do they get there" the operator asked.

"Hello..." she replied.  "Big {bleep}ing red truck!"






*me runs

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:lol:

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*cough*

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X-ray wrote:
You mean all I get is a cough for an obviously excellent high-quality knee-slapper?  :-P

Where?  I didn't see a "high-quality knee-slapper" anywhere :-P

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Karlos wrote:
I thought the cough was a sideways joke about the test tickles. Surely every bloke has had at least one medical exam around the onset of puberty where they were told to cough...

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I wish I'd thought of that :-D

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I'll be singing that all night now :-P

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@x-ray

You're getting there - the bar one is a groaner :-P

@graffias & star69

:lol:

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Prince Harry got so drunk at a party that his friend Haley had to take him home.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

Drunkenly Harry answered "aahm feeling seek Hale..."

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:lol:

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Excellent

Indeed

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GadgetMaster wrote:
I wonder if anyone else got it....

Ass-in-a-hole = asshole?

If that's it then it's not funny.  I'm completely pissed and got it.

--edit-- and was able to type ut correctly :-D