" ...is a double fried egg sandwich, some ketchup, HP brown sauce and a little bit of mustard for kick, all served on thick slice no-good-for-you white bread..."
I'll take one of those, but without the Ketchup or HP brown sauce. Add some cheese, a slice of ham on wheat with the mustard of course. Made me so hungry I have the wife slaving in the kitchen as we speak. Yummmm. 8-)