LOL.. nice joke.
I've actually owned every Amiga including the A3000T (which on record is the heaviest machine i've owned) but i just have an A4000 which i love, i did have an A4000T CyberstormPPC which I sold to a scientist in Germany they needed the machine for speciality programs on 68k and PPC side.
I've been an Amiga owner since I was 16, i'm now 41.. it's great to see hardware and support for classic Amiga's.. just wish someone would make a realy fast 060 accelerator card.. even the CD32 is missing out.
I owned the tank that was way overweight, aka the 3000T. It was laughable how heavy that thing was. Glad I got rid of it, save many trips to the chiropractor. Great box, but MAN was it heavy. For me the 3000D is the right sized desktop, fits nicely in my desk.