Its not a conspiracy when its obvious he is a Muslim socialist and his cabinet are socialist....
Why is it obvious? What characterises an "obvious muslim"?
If you don't know it's not our responsibility to tell you. Really Karlos, I thought that you of all people would be in the know on this one.
The obvious Muslim socialism is merely a decoy, as are the series of birth certificates, each from a country more remote. Our coven has obtained a copy of the true birth---excuse me: hatching---certificate showing "Obama's" origin in Pod 17322, Flahrtnauk, Mars. After somatic modification the hatchling was substituted for a hapless human infant and carefully guided through life to its present exalted position, where it is ideally situated to insure (through its fiendish "health care reform" project, and its concomitant "death panels") the supply of that most prized of Martian delicacies: Grandma.
