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Offline Cymric

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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« on: May 25, 2005, 05:13:21 PM »
I fail to see the connection between a skinny and not that attractive blonde with a bank statement higher than Mt. Everest doing a soft-core car wash, and her eating a triple-sized burger which will completely ruin her figure and diet. In fact, I switched off the commercial once she got to the munching part. That lacked any eroticism whatsoever: it was in fact quite disgusting.

(And surprising as it may seem: no, I have not seen the infamous Paris does Whomever tape. This was my first ... erm, how to phrase this... 'encounter' shall we say with the phenomenon that is Paris Hilton. I suppose Daddy's Little Rich Girl really has too much money to care about image, reputation and what-not. Yuck.)
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2005, 07:23:46 PM »
Okay, so we all know 'Hot or Not', right? What would you rate Ms Hilton at? I would go for something between 6 and 7.
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Re: Paris Hilton, Bentley and Burger
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 10:33:44 PM »
Nice poem. But is it meant for Paris or Blobrana? Or perhaps another female member of A.org :-)?
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