Why are girls so annoying?

[Kesa]

Today i was supposed to meet my girl (the redhead one) for coffee in town. Great! So i get there on time and waited for her. 1 minute before when we were supposed to meet she sends a text saying "i'm not in the mood, sorry". Why didn't she say that before? I caught a bus into town and was already waiting and only then does she tell me she's not coming. Why are girls such a pain in the a**e?  :mad:

[Kesa]

You can't even imagine the amount of grief you'd have had if it was the other way around.

Cheers! I think...

I'm not sure what that means. Please explain

[Kesa]

Simple. Whereas you are just supposed to accept her sudden change of heart, if the roles were reversed and it was you that stood her up at a moment's notice, the chances she'd be making you suffer for it for a long time

Is that why you are always wearing a crash helmet? :roflmao:

[Kesa]

I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems...

For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean premenstrual spurned woman from caving in my skull with an iron griddling pan?

The answer?

Wear a safety hat...

My god man, stand up for yourself!  Don't be afraid of that dragon!:flame:

[Kesa]

Pics or it didn't happen! :afro:

I'd like to put up photos but the mods might call it stalking? But i'll definitely think about it