IContain announces Amiga branded TVs, cell phones and computers

[Kesa]

Anyone who buys bottled water needs their ruddy head examined, bottle water has to be the biggest con of all time...

Maybe but unlike you franko i can't just walk outside and pick up a hand full of muddy snow and through it into a bowl on the kitchen table and wait for it to melt so i can drink it. Also downunder we are more sophisticated in that we don't drink our own bath water unlike they do in the uk  

[Kesa]

I'll definitely try that. But hey, you have something even better - squirrels bum! Simply catch one by the tail, lift up overhead and enjoy.

p.s. i have heard that squirrels bum is a great alternative to ciggies :hammer:

[Kesa]

I'm not sure sniffing pesticide is a good thing. If you really want to sniff something may i recommend a squirrels bum. I've heard it's a great alternative to ciggies. Let me know how it works out :hammer:

[Kesa]

Um... not sure how we got to sniffing things from talking about drinking things, but then I'm never quite sure how you arrive at some of your conclusions...

OK follow me here. I didn't know what it was so i googled it and it said it's where they spray sheep with whatever. Notice the word 'spray'. A spray is a gas. You can't drink a gas. You can only sniff it or inhale it. Silly Billy :hammer:

[Kesa]

How can you spray a liquid? hmmm lets think about that. Fly spray coming out of a can - is that a gas or a liquid? I think the Franko should have payed more attention in school. He can't tell the difference between a spray and a squirt :hammer:

How did that squirrel get so fat :confused:

[Kesa]

I had an idea for new Amigas! We need Amiga branded fishing equipment!  

[Kesa]

So now your telling me that a squirrel is a plant? OMG you should have paid more attention in school.