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1) are you really an all-knowing entity?

2) are you really really an all-knowing entity?

3) which pie is best?
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2004, 03:12:15 PM »
1) What changed since yesterday that made my warp3d installation suddenly die?

2) How can I fix it?

3) Can I have something to calm my queasy stomach?
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2004, 04:12:06 PM »
From the red dwarf perspective...

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3) Given that time is infinite and space is also infinite, would anybody like any toast?

...or something like that!
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Re: If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2004, 04:21:08 PM »
1) Do you know Bloodline?

2) Are you aware of the AROS project?

3) What is the conclusion of the following statement "Bloodline says he will stop talking about AROS if..."?
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Re: If you could ask three questions, what would they be?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2004, 04:26:58 PM »
@blobrana

I was trying to recall a question "talkie toaster" asked of the temporarily fully restored Holly (ships computer, IQ of 6000) in an old episode of Red Dwarf...
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Re:ask three questions,?
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2004, 12:52:42 AM »
1) I put 10 identical black socks into the wash. Why do I now have 5 black, 3 grey, one blue and one striped?

2) Where are my keys?

3) How the hell did they get there?!
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I bet bloodline knows something about this one :-D  ;-)


It's never going to go away, it it? :lol:
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Are you suggesting it has become irreversibly bonded to him? I  had assumed he'd taken it off in between...
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