Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.

[Karlos]

Anybody not totally sure of what that_punk_guy is describing need only watch "Trainspotting" ;-)

(The worst) Toilet (in Scotland) :lol:

[Karlos]

KennyR wrote:
Nobody has been brave (or sick?) enough to mention this so I will. For men waking up at 5am with a full bladder, we usually find that something has got up before us. Targeting the toilet (or indeed anything below waist level) with that monstrosity is never easy, unless you take a handstand over the bowl. Now, they may be hard to acheive in later life but they seem even harder to get rid of. There's the choice of thinking about Margaret Thatcher and waiting until it wears off while in agony from a full bladder, or just going for it and blaming it on someone else later. Guess which choice is usually better.

:roflmao:

A friend once reasoned that, if you had the room to back up, you could just stand close to the loo and urinate in a parabolic trajectory. Then simply reverse as the flow increases and move forwards again as it dies off,  thus reducing it to a simple realtime feedback/control problem.

Unfortunately, it had one slight drawback...

It was boll*cks :-)

Nobody with an absolute bladderfull at 5am can respond quickly or accurately enough...

[Karlos]

KennyR wrote:

mikeymike wrote:
Got a solution for the "random direction" problem?

At 5am, best I can recommend is a two fisted manual realignment. It's not easy, though. It's like pushing a B52 into a dive.

[color=FF0000]ROFLMAO[/color][/b]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Karlos]

PMC wrote:
And while we're on the subject of lavatory ettiquette I thought I'd share this with you:

An ex of mine once confessed to peeing in the shower....  MY damn shower!  Ugh!  

Any further comment Cecilia?

:-D

Bloody hell, that is grim! Not to mention exceedingly lazy!

@Speel

(and btw, Freud is passe, in a certain sense)

Well, he's dead, if that's what you mean :-D

[Karlos]

cecilia wrote:

PMC wrote:
An ex of mine once confessed to peeing in the shower....  MY damn shower!  Ugh!  

Any further comment Cecilia?

:-D

and peeing in a shower is "bad" because..........?

..there is usually a purpose made device, commonly called a lavatory, toilet, bog etc. not far from the shower. Urinating in the shower is woefully lazy, not to mention inconsiderate if others need to use it.

Maybe you have a different shower than me. :-?
Mine has water constantly flooding down, washing away soap, grime, dead skin cells, and pee (if it happens).

Nope, that sounds about right. Except for the pee part. Like I said, right tool for the job. A shower is for getting clean, not draining your bladder :-)

Would you pee in your kitchen sink if it was closer than your lavatory? After all, if you run the taps the whole time, it isn't any different than your description of the shower, is it?

plus, one can also - may the ghods help us!!! - actually WASH the shower!!!!!  :-o  :-o  :-o

Yep, you should do that anyway :-D

there is, of course, another possible issue here: maybe she was trying to get YOU in the shower by telling you this story?
  :lol:

:lol: kinky...

[Karlos]

that_punk_guy wrote:
Karlos! It's been too long...

:banana:

No (s)kidding :lol:

Now, I read in a book... possibly 'Fast Food Nation'... that because of the dirty conditions in slaughter houses and the speed of the production line, meat-eaters end up with more fecal contamination in your kitchen sink than in your toilet bowl.

:-o

Oooh...Actually, a cousin worked in one and I can quite believe there's some truth to the claim. I *always* wash the meat I buy quite thoroughly before doing anything with it.

Still, if one did use ones sink in the manner suggested, you'd end up with the problem wether you are a meat eater or not :lol:

[Karlos]

bloodline wrote:
A girl friend shared is a problem halved!

Er....

[Karlos]

Can we merge this and the sock thread?

:lol:

[Karlos]

odin wrote:
We can't have people performing necrophilia on dead threads all the time! Move along people, nothing to see here!

Pah, you can talk, didn't you ressurect the other one? :-D

[Karlos]

Was it that one? :lol:

[Karlos]

:bump:

This thread officially bumped as part of the Reclamation of the Org...

Let the good times roll!

*ducks*

[Karlos]

mikeymike wrote:

Wash regularly. And thoroughly. That way nothing sticks and sends liquids off at bad trajectories.

I wish you had PM'd that, makes me look like a skanky... :-)

Hmm, that would explain why it happens first thing in the morning.

If you can think of any other excuses as good or better than this one, pmail them to me ;-)

:roflmao:

Where else could you read a quality remark like that from a moderator?

God, I forgot how funny this thread was!

-edit-

I just finished reading it again. It's been long enough for me to forget most of it. Did we really come out with all that? :lol:

When it comes to the gender gap surrounding toilets, where would this person fit in?

[Karlos]

AmiGR wrote:

mikeymike wrote:
Got a solution for the "random direction" problem? :-)

Yep. Just retract it fully before you piss. That makes sure that the head is aligned to the part you're holding. :-)

This doesn't solve "the twister" where for no apparent reason your jet twists into a sort of helical flow that's usually very close to splitting into two completely seperate streams. Often with messy consequences as you can only realistically aim one of them....

[Karlos]

whabang wrote:
Haha! That sounds like a cool sollution. But why a nose hair?

I think it was a joke ;-)

[Karlos]

Wow, I didn't even have to go far for this one!