Why are girls so annoying?

[Karlos]

Cheers! I think...

I'm not sure what that means. Please explain

Simple. Whereas you are just supposed to accept her sudden change of heart, if the roles were reversed and it was you that stood her up at a moment's notice, the chances she'd be making you suffer for it for a long time

[Karlos]

Is that why you are always wearing a crash helmet? :roflmao:

I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems...

For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean premenstrual spurned woman from caving in my skull with an iron griddling pan?

The answer?

Wear a safety hat...

[Karlos]

Get married and you'll have the same sex everytime.

Yeah, onanism...