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Re: True
« on: August 11, 2008, 10:00:55 PM »
Pargle...
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Re: True
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2008, 10:04:29 PM »
You can't lie to us, Matthew; we carbon dated your sock.
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Re: True
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2008, 10:08:20 PM »
Only old people take such offense to being called old.

The truly young people are always trying to pass themselves off as being older.

I've come to terms with it now and I'm happy being an old fart. It's great :-)

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That's only 29 in decimal. This sucks!
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Re: True
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 10:17:35 PM »
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-Edit- I'm just big boned...


So I heard ;-)
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Re: True
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 10:24:41 PM »
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-Edit- I'm just big boned...


So I heard ;-)


What? You don't remember...? I'm hurt..


You should try being on the receiving end it...

The innuendo I mean, obviously
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Re: True
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 10:29:05 PM »
Did you feel a new man after?
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Re: True
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 10:30:27 PM »
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Get a room you two! :lol:


There's still space for a little one on top ;-)
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Re: True
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2008, 10:33:17 PM »
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Did you feel a new man after?


I could barely contain myself!


I'm not surprised. I was the same after my first innuendo attack. It was confusing at first but I got comfortable once I got the thrust of it...
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Re: True
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2008, 10:37:00 PM »
@Gadget

Quite!

Humour such as this sucks you in mercilessly, but whenever I find myself unable to withdraw, I just ask myself "What would Samantha do?"
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Re: True
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2008, 10:38:29 PM »
Indeed, it gets harder to keep it up as time marches on.
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Re: True
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2008, 10:40:04 PM »
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Anybody else notice Karlos has exceeded the post count ranking grade...?

I think he should be classed as "Bandwidth Destroyer"


It happened after my 10,000th post. I'm exploring the uncharted space that unfolds after you have guru meditated...

Post 11111. Bah, still only 31...
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Re: True
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2008, 10:43:02 PM »
Either that or I just hit escape velocity after posting so much gubbins.

Probably explains where I've been all this time, waiting for a chance gravitational slingshot to throw me back.
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Re: True
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2008, 11:20:38 PM »
Jeez, we've only been back for five minutes and we wreck the joint.
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Re: True
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2008, 12:47:53 AM »
You look guilty there. Did she catch you with the sock? ;-)
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Re: True
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2008, 12:53:27 AM »
Jealousy is a dangerous thing. Hell hath no fury like a sock scorned.
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