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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« on: August 11, 2008, 09:50:32 PM »
I heard it was due to excess sodium intake leading to elevated blood pressure :-/
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2008, 09:53:40 PM »
Indeed. I feel bad about my oblique reference to chocolate salty balls now :-(

On a lighter note, good to see you Wilse. Hoos y' doos?
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2008, 09:55:38 PM »
I was :-(
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 09:56:20 PM »
I thought to mash up said tune with "shaft", but that would be poor taste...
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 11:01:44 PM »
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One Scientologist down, a million or two more to go.

Yes, I really do dispise them that much.


I see no reason to hate them any more than other religion...


They're a cult, not a religion.



Speaking of which, a man and a woman came door knocking yesterday. I couldn't get rid of them. Two hours of hearing them criticise my diet and extolling the virtue of their bread-conquers-all world view. Bloody Hovis witnesses....  :pissed:
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 11:05:39 PM »
Smerk? My God man, you have been infected with the liver virus. You need to get yourself checked out as soon as possible before the tertiary stage kicks in and you end up in a tracksuit....
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 11:09:40 PM »
I'll force you to get a hair cut and drag you down the job centre for a start  :lol:
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2008, 11:12:57 PM »
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Hahahaha!!! You sound like my mum!


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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2008, 11:14:50 PM »
Remember the day you found the wig and shaving kit in my boudoir?
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2008, 11:16:53 PM »
It is all so clear to me now. I blame myself for the confusion that led you to abuse the laundry basket. I didn't tell you, I thought you'd grow out of it. Little did I realise you'd form a symbiotic bond with it.

Can you forgive me son?


*feck, this is getting right weird...
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2008, 12:52:37 AM »
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So what your saying is... "Bloodline, I... am your... Mother"


Yes.

*bursts out in tears*
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2008, 01:50:54 AM »
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It's all coming out now isn't it?



It's been trapped inside for so long now  :boohoo:
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Re: Isaac Hayes dies at 65
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2008, 01:52:01 AM »
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So what your saying is... "Bloodline, I... am your... Mother"


Yes.

*bursts out in tears*


Obvious Star Wars reference wasted...  :cry:


Nope. I felt the need to retain my integrity by not taking the cliche route ;-)
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