Caffiene!!!

[Karlos]

nadoom wrote:
it wasnt in stock at my local tesco  :-(. no caffeine induced stupor for me

You should be able to find it at your local ASDA, if you have one.

A few cans of that and you'll be a Guru Meditator in no time ;-)

[Karlos]

GadgetMaster wrote:

I ask as I am planning to get myself a can now that I am about to embark on a 200 mile round trip. Hopefully I won't get any further points on my license this time. :lol:

Anybody else get the impression he's on the train back?
:lol:

[Karlos]

GadgetMaster wrote:

I just got back. I couldn't manage a whole can as I was already feeling a bit hyper after half a can. I had to spill some of it down the drain.

It still had its effect though. If I am still typing past 3am don't be surprised  :crazy:

You could have poured it into an empty drinks bottle or something and saved the rest for tomorrow morning ;-)

[Karlos]

Or if you want to save it, just eat half a bag of sugar and a slack handful of amphetamine :lol:

[Karlos]

It would have been fine in the fridge. Even with all that sugar (which might not work in their favour depending on the osmotic gradient across their cell walls), bacteria would have struggled at first, too much acidity and too cold.

[Karlos]

Wilse wrote:

Karlos wrote:
Or if you want to save it, just eat half a bag of sugar and a slack handful of amphetamine :lol:

I think I'd rather nail my knackers to a passing bin lorry with a rusty pitch fork...

Why do I suspect that's not entirely true? :-D

[Karlos]

GadgetMaster wrote:
Hmmm..  now you tell me  :roll:


I did consider drinking it all up for a second, but I imagine I would be breaking the 'most post in one night' record if I had.


I am buzzing a little. does it show?  :lol:

Did you not see what happened to my post count the day I had it? I think it went from 9050 to 9200 or something :lol:

[Karlos]

I don't think anybody does. The amount we are talking about is equivalent to several cups of strong coffee in one drink. I generally have at most one or two cups of coffee a day normally. Having that stuff after a month of reduced caffiene intake was... amusing :-D

[Karlos]

Oh, I thought it was because that you didn't have bin lorries in weegie...

[Karlos]

Hehehe... "I'm away to git right off ma chump on this wild caffeine...."

Oh man, that expression has me rolling :roflmao:

(it's imagining how it sounds with the accent that kills me every time)

[Karlos]

Wilse wrote:

Karlos wrote:
Oh, I thought it was because that you didn't have bin lorries in weegie...

Right enough, they're more often referred to as "Midgie Vans."

They used to call them "stank wagons" back in my primary school...

[Karlos]

I would have died laughing exposed to a discourse that :roflmao:

*makes vocabulary notes for future outbursts for ASCII*

[Karlos]

A can of caffiene enriched anything would go down a treat just now. My brain feels like it's so much wet cotton wool...