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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« on: October 28, 2006, 11:30:38 PM »
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The Great Train Jobbery?

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:roflmao:

The CCTV image looks a bit like Samuel L Jackson's character from that lesser known Tarantino movie, Plop Friction...
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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2006, 12:18:18 PM »
Will they tape off the crime scene using andrex?
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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2006, 12:20:15 PM »
Or perhaps they'll find his reign of terror includes public toilets across the country, thereby solving the mysteries highlighted in a recently ressurected thread ;-)

Or perhaps he'll claim it was interactive modern art; tirelessly preparing free installations for the viewing pleasure of all. Yep, a bonafide crap artist :lol:

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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2006, 01:44:51 PM »
Feed the culprit a load of really hot food and he probably would be groaning in a corner somewhere...
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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2006, 01:48:53 PM »
:lol:

At least he'd be no threat then (I assume youre talking about the constipation inducing effect of too many complex carbs?)
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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2006, 01:54:02 PM »
The question arises, what drives a person to want to repeatedly crap on trains and smear it about?

Is the guy mentally ill, or just a bit dissatisfied with the service?
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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2006, 02:47:41 PM »
Dissatisfied, eh?

I'm glad he's not up here using the Metrolink :lol: Their service is the absolute pits these days. I fear even eating 20kg of laxative chocolates would be insufficient to convey his annoyance...
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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2006, 03:03:54 PM »
Boom Boom! :lol:
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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2006, 03:12:21 PM »
I wouldn't exactly call it "recycled". Not unless you happen to enjoy the occasional turd pate :lol: :puke:
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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2006, 03:29:53 PM »
*hides*

Nooooo! Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort! Abort!
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Re: A particularly odd one.....
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2006, 10:43:49 PM »
Looks like losing their TV show hit them hard :lol:
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