Is it true the English can't boil an egg?

[Karlos]

I generally soft boil eggs to a standard I'm happy with. Not sure the erstwhile Delia Smith would be, but there you go :lol:

[Karlos]

Of course, this thread would be incomplete without the obligatory egg joke:

Bloke at bar to woman he's trying to pull: "So, how do you prefer your eggs in the morning, love?"

"Unfertilized"

[Karlos]

From what I hear of Canadian winters, the eggs would only look fried but would turn out to be iron hard frozen splats you'd need to chisel off the sidewalk...

[Karlos]

Or indeed any building where conventional construction materials are either not up to the job or in short supply...

[Karlos]

Given I just got back from working late and I'm too tired to cook anything, I shall test the thread assertation by boiling 2 or 3 eggs concurrently whilst attempting the simultaneous toasting of bread...

[Karlos]

Assertation failed: I just had three near perfect soft boiled eggs with toast :-D

[Karlos]

Bah, I see Eggwina Currie's farce legacy lives on :lol: