The Shock Of The Life: The DEATH Of England Music Charts

[Karlos]

Doobrey wrote:
..or maybe just ram it somewhere the sun don't shine and force feed him a nice vindaloo... then he could get a new job as a foghorn. :evilgrin:

Alternatively, just hand him over to Karlos to put against his wall of shame (or is it no shame?)

Plenty of room. Who wants first shot at him?

[Karlos]

Don't forget the XXXXXXXL club amiga t-shirt :-D

[Karlos]

Go to joe cartoon's website and you can shove a frog in a blender. We can pretend it's the crazy frog :-D

[Karlos]

Tell you what

When the day comes, we'll round up the creators of the Crazy Frog, anybody who had any input into the development of it, those people who presently advertise the b*stard thing 3 times in a single commercial break and all those people who downloaded it and put them against the wall too.

Can't say fairer than that :-D

[Karlos]

Certianly owning an amiga reduces the chances of ending up along the wall, but it alone can't save you if:

1) You are an interior designer type
2) Don't mind the Crazy frog or similar bobbins
3) Wear burberry and/or cheap Argos jewellry
4) One of the other countless classes of people that get on my tits :lol:

[Karlos]

Doobrey wrote:
Hmm, if memory serves me correctly (which it often doesn't), Aren't you a self confessed Mac user too Karlos ? :inquisitive:

Not quite. I currently use macs at work, but come the day and I shall have to suffer them, nor their more feverent supporters no longer :evilgrin:

Anyway, I've just bought myself some protection incase you and mdma decide to pay me a visit.. I like to call it The iProd. It'll also come in handy if I ever hear that wretched ring tone anywhere.

And as for your questions..
1. Nope
2. Nope
3. #### off
4. Very likely
5. Twice on Tuesdays.

4. Negative. You seem to have an inherent dislike of most of the things I dislike (crap TV celebrities and wannabes, 'reality' tv shows etc), so that makes you OK in my book.

[Karlos]

NoFastMem wrote:
There is no bling in owning a Mac!! :cry:

Substitute "bling" for "hope of survival come the revolution" if I let mdma be one of my deputies :lol:

Of course we have a problem, because Doobrey is going to take care of the changing rooms team, Pop Idol and X-Factor people, but he also has a Mac quite voluntarily.

Still, it wouldn't be the first totalitarian dictatorship that practised hypocritical double standards :lol:

[Karlos]

Actually, looking back at the plans, there's you, adz, mdma, yours truly in charge of ridding the world of the idiot / beurocratic classes.

Naturally, this is a big, big job. You'll each have manage entire squads. No time for bickering amongst the ranks, chaps :evilgrin:

[Karlos]

Divvy it up by workload. If you do Salford and Oldham as well it should even up. There's a larger percentage of plonkers in these 'ere urban places :-D

[Karlos]

mdma wrote:

ps.  Who's gonna bludgeon Bloodline to death now he's got a powerbook? ;-)

It's a tough one really. I always thought he'd ride along with us. Damn that powerbook purchase, it'll be like having to blow away a family pet :-(

Oh well, I'll get my club...