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Re: Probiotic Foods
« on: January 25, 2005, 12:22:10 PM »
@bloodline

Wow, that does it. I'm gonna buy it in bulk :lol:
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2005, 12:23:10 PM »
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The peace is shattered by a dawn chorus of trumps and creaks, somewhat reminiscent of the sounds of courting frogs in spring.


:roflmao: :roflmao:
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2005, 02:43:03 PM »
....so anyway, I don't agree you can have these complex foods before the advent of 'current' biochemistry etc...

Hang on, pro.... Probiotic.. D'Oh!

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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2005, 03:03:33 PM »
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Is anything that makes you fart like a donkey good for you?


I expect all of it is. After all, one assumes all that gas comes from the breakdown of crud that would otherwise just sit there caked on your insides*


*not that I have the slightest shred of evidence to prove this ;-)
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2005, 11:46:07 PM »
@X-Ray

Don't get me started... :lol:
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2005, 01:15:31 AM »
:-o

/me hunts for spyware on computer...
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2005, 10:42:07 AM »
:lol:

Big Brutha's bog cam was destroyed, eh?
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2005, 10:56:45 AM »
@PMC

Here we see the latest evidence of Canada's ongoing research into scatalogical warefare. The fart-thrower. Very bad news for the US led incursion!
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2005, 12:35:30 PM »
Well, they are of limited range of course. A far more evil use of this particular weapon is to simply create a front line, anchored to the ground (for stability) and a couple of large fans to blow in the direction of the oncoming forces.

Unignited, the compound produced is a nasty airbourne toxin with a similar spectrum of side effects as the compounds commonly found in the 'wet' camine / COW-PAT devices.

Consequently, these 'drinks', whilst having their 'conventional' uses are clearly precursors to WMD.
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2005, 11:04:36 PM »
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Aye... me kecks, stink like a turd.


How about since you started taking this Actimel stuff?

/ducks
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2005, 09:46:19 PM »
Woo, thread necromancery here...

After doing some reading into the whole idea of "gut microflora" I thought I'd see if this actimel stuff was any good.

After just one day I can confirm no improvement but I can confirm a base line increase in general rear end seismic activity... :nervous:
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2005, 12:49:11 AM »
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If you want the, uh, "magic" you spoke of back there...


I never asked for any magic, did I? I was just wondering if the unadvertised windy miller side effect was as bad as bloodline was making out. So far I think he has a point, but they aren't a patch on cabbage for that :lol:

I generally eat a fairly healthy diet anyway, but I thought I'd see if if these probiotics were anything to write home about.
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2005, 01:23:35 AM »
Ah, you meant "that you asked for" as in "that one asked for"...

Now I getcha :-D
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2005, 01:50:05 PM »
@bloodline

Are you still taking these things? If so, for how long and have you noticed any benefits yet?
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Re: Probiotic Foods
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2005, 02:09:24 AM »
Day three.

I've been guffing a bit more than ususal but I can't say that they're much worse than usual.

On the plus side, I must confess I do feel a bit better, but there's no evidence to say that it is in any way linked to this yet - could also be the extra exercise I have been getting recently and the improved diet ;-)
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