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Re: Scratched testicles, and other anecdotes...
« on: October 06, 2004, 08:53:52 PM »
@X-Ray

Man you sure come out with some odd stories :lol:
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Re: South African Humour...
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2004, 10:23:28 PM »
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:lol: And I thought my old dry ice bombs were bad!

We used to put a slack handful of pelletized dry ice (frozen carbon dioxide for those that don't know what it is) into 500ml - 1000ml fizzy drinks bottles and then fill them about a third full with warm water. The dry ice pellets would then vigorously begin to sublime, effervescing considerable amounts of gaseous CO2...Then you screw the top on (as fast and tight as you can) and casually put them wherever.

You usually have about 15 seconds to a minute (depending on bottle size, pressure resistance etc.) before they detonate. A good, strong bottle creates quite a concussion!

To get an idea of the pressure involved (theoretically, that is), a good handful of the stuff (wearing gloves of course!)  would be around 44g (1Mol), which can expand to 22.4 litres of gas. Inside a typically 1/3 full 500ml bottle, you could theoretically get 67 atmospheres (940psi) of pressure. I expect they bang a good time before then.

Especially good fun in a bucket of baked beans left outside someone's door ;-)
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Re: Bad takeaway
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2005, 11:37:51 PM »
:roflmao:

"Feck! Ma arse is despicable! Ah, lavatory... Who's y' daddy!"

The assistant must have been dying to laugh :-D
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Re: Bad takeaway
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2005, 06:58:37 PM »
The air was so thick you cut a slice to show the guys down the pub, eh?

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Say, you haven't been helping the Canadian Government in it's SMP (Scatalogical Munitions Programme) have you?
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Re: Bad takeaway
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2005, 07:08:12 PM »
Which begs the question, what the hell did you eat?

Logically, however, all you need to contain a sample is a section of your own large intestine. Although I can appreciate the reluctance....
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Re: Bad takeaway
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2005, 07:17:39 PM »
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I might as well have eaten a bag of shrimps and fermented apricots that had been left in the bottom of a latrine on a hot summer's day in the Sahara.


Yeah, but it would have taken longer to arrive...
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Re: Bad takeaway
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2005, 07:33:44 PM »
You can't beat a really bad take out for making the next day sheer hell, can you?

I won't go into detail but suffice to say I have shared similar experiences. Although at least there was nobody immediately in the vicinity when I explosively voided (Mount Vesuviarse)...
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