Starting Over (or, "Punkie Does America")

[Karlos]

KennyR wrote:
I'd rather shag a jumpstart battery.

One has to get one's jollies somehow :lol:

@tpg

Do it. I forget where I heard it (an orbital track I think :lol:), but the saying goes "the funny thing about regret is, it's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't."...

[Karlos]

KennyR wrote:
Well, at least with the jumpstart battery I get the shock there and then, not the next time I pee.

Depends if you forget to remove the battery before you go, I assume :-)

[Karlos]

bloodline wrote:
no a dog is not commitment:roll:

A dog isn't just for Xmas dude :-x



properly cured, there'll be some left for new years, too...


Seriously though, family pets are a commitment. You either look after them properly or you don't own them period.

[Karlos]

@tpg

Sometimes I can't help thinking he'd be much better off without me

I guess he doesn't see it quite that way. I'm sure Dale is happy to be alive and well fed, even if he's a bit short of company. Hopefully the kennels will let him stay during the day - assuming he likes to be around his own kind, that is (seems not all do).

[Karlos]

adz wrote:
Nothing worse than finding a freshly laid steamy doggy turd on your front lawn in the morning. IMHO, people who fail to pick up their dogs sh!t should be dragged out into the street, made to eat a dump truck full of dog sh!t and then shot...repeatedly... :madashell: :madashell: :madashell:

Finding an insensate drunken chav lying there would be on a par.

Hmm, thinking about it, (other than size), how would you tell the difference?

[Karlos]

Hmm, round up all the chavs everywhere and shove 'em someplace surrounded by at least a thousand km of ocean and then put a nice fusioncracker display on for them ;-)

A few megatons of chav vapourising entertainment for all the family :lol:


...I can feel it coming...

...must ... resist ...


muhhahhaaahaahaaaaaaaa!

(oh bugger)