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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« on: February 02, 2004, 12:10:34 PM »
Whatever happened to the brilliant idea to start a 'Feaces of Amiga.Org' page............

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2004, 12:25:57 PM »
Ah...but some generic photo of poo won't do really. It's got to be a personal pile of poo.

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2004, 09:50:55 PM »
You know.....pubic hair can be quite annoying. Do you ever get that when wearing briefs the hair gets stuck between the foreskin and the top end of the device itself.....and when you need to take a pee you yank it out, only to discover you painfully force the hairs to leave their precious position. I tell you briefs are evil, I've never experienced this problem with boxers.

One could ofcourse take the radical approach and get out a pair of scissors, but then again......I'd be very reluctant to put that sort of device near the nether region....

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2004, 09:57:31 PM »
You mean theirs, speelgoedmannetje? I sure as hell ain't shaving my crotch! (+it keeps it nice and warm :-)).

@cyberus:
Luckily I've never had honour of experiencing that (at least I think, prolly would've repressed the memory if I had ;-)). You speak of experience?

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2004, 10:26:35 PM »
@speelgoedmannetje:
Hm, yes seedproduction has an optimum temperature but I don't think I would define it as cold. When you're naked and ding-dongs are exposed in current weather I'm pretty sure they'll creep up to your neck.

@cecilia:
No need for me to shave then. ;-)

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2004, 10:39:29 PM »
Somehow I think's it's gonna be a while before a.org returns to another level of conversation :crazy:.

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2004, 10:53:13 PM »
@cyberus:
Oh dear :-).

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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2004, 11:03:52 PM »
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@cyberus
Er no......waste of water. That's about 10 litres (guestimate) that goes down the drain if you fail that quest.....:-(.

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2004, 11:10:51 PM »
@speelgoedmannetje:
Ah yes, but a moderator is partner in that particular crime. So I guess this thread has at least some protection from the powers that be (are?) :-).

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2004, 11:23:21 PM »
@speelgoedmannetje:
Hmmm...that VPRO sundaymorning prog? Can't say I recall that episode :-).
I managed to drop my shaver in the toilet once.......luckily I hadn't used it recently  :-o.
My father dropped his mobile phone in the toilet a few weeks ago :-D. And it still works!

re toilets:

While I was on holiday in Corsica last summer I encounter those 'hole-in-the-ground'-toilets for the first time. God knows how you are supposed to use those properly when taking a dump. I never dared using em anyway. Weird French :-).

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2004, 11:30:21 PM »
@cyb:
Is he the inventor of the watercloset?
@speel:
Recently saw Rembo & Rembo again on a sundaymorning. Classic :-).

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2004, 11:44:40 PM »
@speelgoedmannetje:
Can't say I remember that character.
@cyberus:
Aye, BBC1/2 available. I watch BBC quite a lot. More than the crappy Dutch commercial channels.

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2004, 12:00:02 AM »
@speel: 1) No I haven't yet, any good? 2) Hmmmmm.....It should probably...but it doesn't.
And now it's children bedtime. Goodnight folks :-).
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2004, 12:02:35 AM »
@cyberus:
And this isn't?  :-P
@TPG:
Ah yes....but....couldn't really care less about my postcount :-). Huh?....when did you pass 2500 :-)

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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2004, 02:05:34 PM »
I wonder how many can constrain themselves when having a crapping urge under the shower.....

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