Uncommon Knowledge about a penis
Can it fit in an envelope? I say Yes.
Does it come from an animal? I say Yes.
Can you eat off of it? I say Yes.
Can it be painted? I say Yes.
Does it have feelings? I say Probably.
Does it squirm? I say Yes.
Can you dress it up? I say Yes.
Is it symbolic? I say Yes.
Is it used with animals? I say Yes.
Can you drink from it? I say Yes.
Is it white? I say Yes.
Do people sit on it? I say Yes.
Is it used by a baby? I say Yes.
Can you sit on it? I say Yes.
Is it made in many different styles? I say Probably.
Can you make money by selling it? I say Yes.
This is almost just as much fun as trying to let Say say rude things :-D.