Mobile Phone are bad for youngsters?!?

[odin]

I want a GSM with a GPS. Or just an implanted GPS in my head or something.

I always get lost and stuff......

[odin]

hope yours is waterproof, otherwise it'd be quite painfull methinks, especially when the battery is fully charged (or is that the particular effect you want to achieve?)
-ignore me-

Then again some people swear by electrical stimulation.......