Come on, let's skip past the crap where people claim to have an understanding of law wrt businesses.
The only entertainment in a situation like this are some really nicely cooked-up conspiracy theories. Extra points for including historical figures and political connnections.
I'll throw in a few ideas that might get peoples' creative juices flowing:
* WMDs
* Al-Qaeda (however it is spelt today)
* George Bush
* Roswell
* CIA, MI5, etc
* Brown envelopes stuffed with money/t-shirts/MS software
* Smoking guns
* Grassy knolls
* Male models
* 42
