If you could ask an all-knowing entity three quesions, what would they be?

[mikeymike]

Mine would be only one, but maybe just because I'm having a bad day:

"Hey, you scrawny *** ********, what the **** is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of ****ing ***hole to be able to ignore a crying child!  You know what you ****ing like, you like to !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$% and !@#$%!"

Or something.

Quoted from the first episode of South Park.

:-)

[mikeymike]

You all got the answers. Still, you need the questions.

What is The Matrix?

42?!?

[mikeymike]

Tigger wrote:

T_Bone wrote:
1.    Who shot JFK?

Lee Harvey Oswald, glad I could help.

I thought it was the two lookers on the grassy knoll?
 :-?

2. Does global warming really exist?

Yes.  Evidence aside, you should be able to reach the same conclusion logically.  Where does all the crap that 6 - 8 billion people produce every day in the form of pollution go?  

Next? :-)

1) I put 10 identical black socks into the wash. Why do I now have 5 black, 3 grey, one blue and one striped?

It's my belief that washing machines come with a matter transporter, specifically designed to transport paired socks.  Maybe a sock maker is at the bottom of this mystery, or some arch-criminal whose intentions are far greater than creating the lonely nature of unpaired socks.