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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« on: February 01, 2004, 03:44:03 AM »
I HATE public toilets
the places where you got to pee is not someting homo-friendly and I feel myself utterly uncomfortable when peeing there.
Maybe I should go to the women's toilet....
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2004, 03:19:02 PM »
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iamaboringperson wrote:
:nervous: Cecilia seems to have this weird fascination with the penis!
it's all on account of my hormones . (and it's normal)
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Is it? What is normal and what's not normal?
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2004, 05:16:57 PM »
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cecilia wrote:
stop with the PC crap.

Political correctness is something extremely important. Look at Africa, there's no such a thing as political corectness, and see what suffering it causes!

And btw. about that "hormone stuff", it'd be not normal for me?
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2004, 08:35:44 PM »
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ok, well, as most of you (!)
I once had to pee desperatly (in the pub, you know) and the men's toilet was in use, so I used the women's toilet. Once I came out I saw that a muscled gothic-deathmetal girl was waiting :lol:
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2004, 08:54:29 PM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
I just found a black hair on my chest, I don't like it. I look like a porn star.
what do you really want to tell us Punkie? :-D
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2004, 09:25:34 PM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
I was Ron Jeremy in a previous life? :-D
I meant, this whole thread, about manly doin' on the toilet and chest hair and so...
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2004, 12:52:16 AM »
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Got a solution for the "random direction" problem? :-)
Yup, circumcizing.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2004, 01:16:08 AM »
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that_punk_guy wrote:
I always find my foreskin is useful for directional control...
Urgh, I think we'd better stop with this thread.
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2004, 03:36:15 PM »
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whabang wrote:
About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!
No one gots hair ON his little John-Thomas?

this thread should really stop
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2004, 06:24:02 PM »
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whabang wrote:
About the hair-on-the-chest tingy:
I have hairy nipples!
No one gots hair on his little John-Thomas?

this thread should really stop
darling, if it's too adult for you, then you stop reading it.
don't spoil our fun.
 :-D
Why is it, Cecillia, that you want me to be immature? Apart from the rest, yes, I think I am not very adult considering this thread.
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2004, 09:24:25 PM »
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bloodline wrote:
If my hand is unavailable... my sexual organs are free.
So is your tongue (being VERY ambiguous)
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2004, 09:45:23 PM »
You're a succubus Cecilia!
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2004, 09:54:15 PM »
Women expect it to be shaven Odin :nervous:
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2004, 10:01:00 PM »
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odin wrote:
You mean theirs, speelgoedmannetje? I sure as hell ain't shaving my crotch! (+it keeps it nice and warm :-)).
May I attend to you the fact that seed production is better when it's cold? That's why your balls are external. And they expect YOU, as a MAN to shave your genitals.

Thank God apart from future moaning, I'm also free of that
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Re: Men's toilets, Secretaries, that sort of thing.
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2004, 10:12:09 PM »
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cecilia wrote:
plus, it's nice when it's tidy.
but hair makes it more bodily, more as is, less artificial
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