5 Hour Energy Drink

[Speelgoedmannetje]

I am not allowed

I drink a lot of water all the time.  I am sort of a hydrophiliac.

Better eat soup or stock instead. In the desert people take salt pills to prevent dehydration.

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Dude, I'm on Obamacare...

That means you have to pay a private company without getting care?

/troll mode

[Speelgoedmannetje]

I eat salty potato chips.

One salt is certainly like the other. Not sure how your body reacts to salty potato chips, but I would try a very balanced diet of old fashioned cooked potatoes, beans or Brussels sprouts and a small t-bone or steak, if I were you.
And a visit to a doctor if nothing helps (after 1~2 weeks) . You might have diabetes if you're that tired and thirsty.