But why, darling, why?
Why would you want to use a dog-slow mouse on the pc?
Joysticks, o.k. I can understand that.
I have lots of silly projects, like using a pc as media-centre/gameconsole, with the use of a joystick-to-mouse program. (which unfortunately doesn't work very well in many games)
Yet I cannot understand this...
For the real 'Amiga' feeling I got myself an Amiga 500 - these are far from rare.