Women...

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:lol:

go to a bar and dance like hell, be the "enfant terrible", and you'll have more female attention then you like :-/

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Cyberus wrote:
Hey Eyso, why the laughter? Shadenfreude?

Well, a bit :lol:
oh the effort

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What/wich kind of club?

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x56h34 wrote:

cecilia wrote:

dude, you be pickin da wrong wimmins!

No doubt about it. Hopefully, some day I'll run into someone compatible. Lately, I've had an extremely bad streak as far as choices made. :angry:

Dude... Can't you 'smell' that they're wrong from miles away?

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Well, not that I have much experience on a personal level considering exactly that, but I know I feel it when ppl have a wrong mindset.

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Doobrey wrote:

PMC wrote:
There are much worse compliments a man can give:

"Ye dinnae sweat much for a fat lass, like"

:lol:

Or "No dear, the dress is fine.. it's the cellulite that makes your arse look fat"

Trust me, that old "Does my bum look big?" is just one big trap, there is no right answer or a way out without digging yourself deeper in sh*t. Just pray it'll be quick and painless.

I always follow wise advice, advice like "never begin relations with women"

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Doobrey wrote:

PMC wrote:
There are much worse compliments a man can give:

"Ye dinnae sweat much for a fat lass, like"

:lol:

Or "No dear, the dress is fine.. it's the cellulite that makes your arse look fat"

"Of course the dress is fine, it's perfect, of course those who make the dresses are specialized and sure know it better, have a keener eye on that, than you do."

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Doobrey wrote:
/me goes into hiding from Cecilia and Blobrana :nervous:

Do you need shelter? :-D

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Agafaster wrote:

Hmmm, I like them big, Sioux doesn't, but she keeps hers big to keep me happy

I must be lucky :-D

personally, I prefer big norks. My kids kept them big ;-)

norks? what's that :-? (can't find it in the dictionary)

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Cyberus wrote:
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'

The more rude word for boobs are 'jetters' or 'jetsers', or 'tieten', but 'borsten'  is a more normal word for these body parts.

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Agafaster wrote:

Cyberus wrote:
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'

not bad, but the words that convey a generous handful are better - hooters, baps, melons, nicely upholstered, comes with twin airbags, extra helpings of shirt potato, gazongas is a good one...

But that's not Dutch :-)

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The_Editor wrote:

FunBags ?

Whats wrong wiv plain ol Mammeries !!

"Get yer mammeries out for the lads" makes em think .... for a second !!


Bristols

Jugs !!

Hm, I remember, also another Dutch word for boobs is 'memmen'

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Or 'bumpers', or 'airbags'