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Offline Speelgoedmannetje

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Re: For married people only
« on: December 17, 2004, 12:05:19 PM »
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cecilia wrote:
i can't understand why any of you ever have anything to do with women. :-D
:-?

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It's a curse of being sexually attracted to women :-(
yup
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Re: For married people only
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2004, 04:56:05 PM »
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bjjones37 wrote:
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband!
Every?

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DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
hm, not very emancipated are we?
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Re: For married people only
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2004, 03:06:01 AM »
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T_Bone wrote:
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cecilia wrote:
i can't understand why any of you ever have anything to do with women. :-D


They keep our socks clean.  :-D
My socks are 100% germ-free, all complete in pairs, and folded in my dress-case. No woman needed.

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I just posted it as it as it was given to me.
Fair enough, I suspected such.

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As far as being emancipated goes, one of the best things that ever happened to me was the 'bonds' of wedlock. Don't know what I would do without my wife.
I understand you love your wife sincerely, but that doesn't make one emancipated. Well, as long as your wife is okay with the ways you're dealing with her, then you're quite emancipated in your relationship.
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Re: For married people only
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2004, 03:08:11 AM »
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cecilia wrote:
i can't understand why any of you ever have anything to do with women. :-D


Gay fella's don't know how easy they've got it! ;-)
....apart from the anti-gay sentiments, or even laws.

And the amount of gays (well I hardly know anyone who's gay -and male single)
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Re: For married people only
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2004, 02:07:43 PM »
heh, that's exactly what my sis said :-)
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Re: For married people only
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2004, 03:13:30 PM »
Put it that way and one would wonder what's the fuss all about :lol:
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