Terrorists have taken 200 children as hostages.

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Fade wrote:
I can see the headlines for the next couple of weeks now.

Wednesday: Moscow (Reuters)...Chechen Militants Seize 350 Hostages at Russian School.

Wednesday: UK (Amiga.Org)...KennyR states: "Hardline approaches NEVER work, except to make things worse."

Thursday: Moscow (Reuters)...Putin To Negotiate With Chechen Separatists.

Friday: Canada (Amiga.Org)...FluffyMcDeath declares: "US at Fault, Sold Weapons to Chechen Rebels."

Saturday: Moscow (Reuters)...Hostages Released, Only 98 Dead..

Sunday: UK (Amiga.Org)...Wilse states: "See, I Told You No Force Was Needed."

Monday: France (Reuters)...Muslim Terrorists Threaten to Behead 2 Journalists in Iraq Over Wearing of Headscarves in French Schools.

Tuesday: France (Lemonde)...Jacques Chirac To Negotiate Release of Journalists With Terrorists.
 
Wednesday: Canada (Amiga.Org)...Glaucus guesses: "Everybody Knows US Policy Causes These Things, I Knew IT All Along. I Knew It, I Knew It, I Knew It, And If You Don't Know It, Then You're An Idiot."

Thursday: US (Amiga.Org) T_Bone taunts: ":lol:"

Friday: Iraq (al-Jazeera)...Hostages Released, Only 1 Beheaded.

Saturday: UK (Amiga.Org)...Cyberus considers: "See, I Told You Everything Would Work Out OK Given Enough Time." and besides "We Don't Want To Become Like The US."

Sunday: Canada (CBC)...Quebec Separatists Seize 600 Hostages at Canadian Hockey Game.

Monday: Australia (Amiga.Org)...Iamaboringperson quips " There Is No Need For Hockey Players If You Have No Ice."

Tuesday: Canada (CBC)...Paul Martin To Negotiate Release of Hockey Players With Terrorists.

Wednesday: Canada (CBC)...Quebec Separatists Burn Down Hockey Rink, All Players Drown As Permafrost Melts

Thursday: Dutchyland (Amiga.Org)... Speelgoedmannetje supposes: "Bunch O' Uptight Sicko's, They Were Goons Anyway."

Friday: UK (Evening Standard)... IRA Separatists Seize 2 Million Hostages at Question Session For Prime Minister

Saturday: US (Amiga.Org)...Wayne whips: "I Used To Be Fer Em, Now I'm Again Em."

Sunday: UK (Guardian)...Tony Blair To Negotiate Release of MPs With Terrorists

Monday: UK (Ananova)...Hostages Released, Only 1 Million Backbenchers Dead.

Tuesday: US (Amiga.Org)...Cecilia chides "What A Big Bunch Of Cry Babies!" and Oh Yeah, "Kill chennney And a$$craft And rummyfeild And busch, but remember, i'm not a democrap."

Wednesday: ...and the beat goes on

Thursday: UK (Amiga.Org)...The_Leander: "I'm thinking."

Friday: The United States of America invades the Netherlands to liberate their freedomsoldiers (one of them called Lynndie England) out of the clutches of the UN Tribunal in the Hague. The coming year they find with this action en passant WMD's, and, not remembering the fact that these are actually their warheads, they decide to occupy the Netherlands, and they say to the world it's officially liberated. They pull an American flag over the head of the statue of Erasmus of Rotterdam before pulling the statue down. Her Majesty Beatrix Queen of the Netherlands has been arrested, after months of hiding for the US troops (after not having shaved for such a long while, her beard is so long, it reaches her toes). She has been found living in a room behind a moving cabinet on the adress Prinsegracht 263 in Amsterdam. She has left a diary behind for future generations.
She faced trial in the US, charged for brutal dictatorship, and has been deported to Guantanamo Bay.
An "interim" government has been installed, and decent anti-homo and anti-softdrugs law became in charge.
And everyone lived long and happily ever after..

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whabang wrote:
You could bash Russia or Cheznya all that you like, though!

There are fortunately no pro-Russia/Chechnya members here on Aorg, so there's no "fun factor" in bashing these.
(seriously though, they need to be bashed, bunch o' sickos)

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Wain wrote:
This is going to end badly.

yup, (almost?) every of these actions have been ended dramatically in Russia... :-(