Amiga user: "Hey, would you like to switch to the Amiga platform?"
New user: "Huh? Are they still being sold? Wha?"
Amiga user: "Well no, but you can join amiga.org and rant about irrelevant stuff for hours. We also like to walk out into a field, open our mouthes, and hope pie flies into them!"
New user (nervously): "Err, are you OK man?"
Amiga user: "It's a simple question man! Do you want to join my cult and wait for pie?"
New user: "Uuuuh, could you hold for a second?" (runs away)
