I myself am a very reasonable person and heretofore postwith submit my most reasonable request to own said item, being one (1) Amiga 1200, manufactured either by Commodore or otherwise for the sum of X (dollars, pound sterling, euro, drachma, lira, or troy ounce of gold), shipping to be arranged by (UPS, FedEx, USPS, etc); said money to be dispensed by (paypal, moneybookers, COD, POS, courier, or in small unmarked bags left inconspicuously near rubbish down by the river). Before purchase I would love to see some (photograps, video, super 8, daguerrotypes) of said item and anxiously await further correspondence via (electronic mail, BBS, telephone, carrier pigeon, parcel post, or smoke signal).
