Ooh, here's another good line from commodoreusa.net:
Think different, be different. Don't follow the herd. Exclaim, I'm not a PC. I'm not a Mac. I'm a Commodore! I'm an AMIGA!
"I'm
not a PC! I'm simply a PC motherboard in a PC case! That's
totally different!"
Geez. I keep not wanting to jump to conclusions about Barry Altman, but if he didn't write this stuff, he ought to fire whoever did...