Yeah, because I've always dreamed of guarding a factory! The Brian Bagnall: The Amiga Years Book has reproduction business cards as a stretch goal so I'll stick with them. If anything I wish there was LESS security at Commodore expecially outside Medhi Ali's and Irving Gould's offices ;-)
Do you know who Irving Gould reminds me of?

Looks a lot like....

The richest man in the world who sold out the human race to the vampires in the TV show: The Strain
It quite a fitting comparison as Gould was also a greedy old man that allowed incompetent blood suckers like Medhi Ali to suck Commodore dry!!