Women...

[Doobrey]

"do they have `drag` bars in Canada?"

All together now....

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

 He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He go to the lavatory,
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

 :python:

[Doobrey]

PMC wrote:
There are much worse compliments a man can give:

"Ye dinnae sweat much for a fat lass, like"

:lol:

Or "No dear, the dress is fine.. it's the cellulite that makes your arse look fat"

Trust me, that old "Does my bum look big?" is just one big trap, there is no right answer or a way out without digging yourself deeper in sh*t. Just pray it'll be quick and painless.

[Doobrey]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

I always follow wise advice, advice like "never begin relations with women"

To quote advice from the great Al Bundy.. "Women, ya can't live with them and ya can't shoot 'em"

/me goes into hiding from Cecilia and Blobrana :nervous: