What do Swedes call a swede?

[Doobrey]

Karlos wrote:
 If you think swedes and turnips are nay good, heck, you havent tried potato. The absolute worst ever root vegetable for painting with...

I dunno, you could do an invisible painting with the tatty, then spray the canvas with a starch indicator to make it show up.

But as for swedes/parsnips/turnips etc, I can't stand them,as soon as I taste it my body has one of those 'automatic stomach evacuation reflexes' that normally only occur when alcohol is involved. :-o

[Doobrey]

And while we're on the subject of Swedes, it looks like they've overtaken us Brits as the worlds #1 nation of whingers,article at The Register.
 Dammit, that's just not cricket, I'm gonna have to start writing letters of disgust to The Times.

[Doobrey]

Cyberus wrote:
Can someone please translate?

No problemo, here it is translated by the Muppets very own Swedish Chef
 linkety link

Edit.. just click on the damn dialectize button ..ruddy referral checks.

Nu soobject is seffe-a unymure-a.Yuoo cun't deescooss unytheeng zeese-a deys veethuoot sumeune-a throosteeng in a suck...
X-D Behuld! I em becume-a ESCII, destruyer ooff threeds. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.. Und a deed'ne-a veeet fer seex thuusund pusts joost su ye-a cuoold trooncet. Um de hur de hur de hur..