Colour Blindness...

[Doobrey]

Karlos wrote:
Generally, everybody sees in greyscale in low enough light levels :-)

Or if it's still daylight, a litre or two of homemade slivovitz has the same effect. :pint:

[Doobrey]

mdma wrote:
"Oooh, it's looking a bit grey out love.  Don't reckon I could see proper.  You best drive."

Maybe the it gets him out of shopping with her too ..
 "What do you think of this dress?"
 "I dunno, grey always makes your bum look big" :-D

[Doobrey]

Doobrey wrote:
Maybe the it gets him out of shopping with her too ..

And if that fails to get you out of it,try my patented guaranteed method.
 "Does this dress make my bum look big?"
 "No dear, the dress is fine, it's the cellulite that makes your arse look big"

It maybe painful, but it's worth it in the long run. :-)